This is why I Code: words of wisdom

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Remember: there's no faster code than no code!

Java: write once, debug everywhere.

When we write programs that "learn", it turns out we do and they don't.

It's been said that if you play a windows CD backwards, you'll hear satanic chanting...worse still if you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Q: How come there is not obfuscated Perl contest?

A: Because everyone would win.

In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them.

Software developers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

XML is like violence. If it doesn't solve your problem, you're not using enough of it.

Nothing seems hard to the people who don't know what they're talking about.

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