3 Engineers in a Car

There were three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer.

Suddenly, the car stops running and they pull off to the side of the road wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault may have occurred.

The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.

The Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, came up with a suggestion. "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, and open all the windows and see if it works?"

Architect, Engineer and Mathematician Make a Fence

An architect, engineer and mathematician are all asked to use the same materials to make a fence encompassing the most space.

The architect goes about making a beautiful octagonal fence with scroll work at the top.

Engineer says: "Not bad. now watch this..." The engineer makes a fence perfectly round.

The mathematician says nothing and goes about constructing a very tiny fence just big enough for him to stand in.

The architect and engineer start laughing and tell the mathematician that there supposed to make a fence that encompass the MOST space, not the least.

The mathematician climbs into his fence and says: "I am now outside the fence"

An engineering student with a new bicycle

An engineering student is walking along when a fellow student arrives on a new bicycle. Impressed, he asks, "Where did you got this beautiful bicycle?"
"Well," the second engineering student says, "A couple of days ago I was just walking along when this georgeous blonde pulls up, hops off the bike, rips off all her clothes, and says 'take what you want'."
The other engineering student nods and says "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."