You must hate commenting and documenting code

You must hate version control systems, we won't be using any. You must hate commenting and documenting code, it's redundant to anyone who can read the code. You must hate block-style css, it over-abstracts layout. You must hate optmizing code or writing efficient code, that's not the point. Everything we do here prioritizes the ability for the client to make changes. That's the only speed that counts.

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Why is there no Obfuscated Perl Contest

Q: How come there is not obfuscated Perl contest?

A: Because everyone would win.

On the readability of Perl code