tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5456586395939289455.comments2023-04-12T05:24:42.895-07:00This is why I CodeAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15051848607946730749noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5456586395939289455.post-1358189452862480602013-03-27T05:20:08.172-07:002013-03-27T05:20:08.172-07:00Sorry, that's ridiculous. I suppose her husban...Sorry, that's ridiculous. I suppose her husband is actually an IT consultant and she just calls everyone in IT business a programmer. <br /><br />If she were married to a programmer, he'd genrally just try things and see if it turns out well, so they'd have some fun. But the downsides were:<br />- When she's not be in the mood, he would randomly re-arrange some furniture and ask to have sex again<br />- He thinks that "but my ex loved it when I did this" is a valid excuse<br />- After suggesting something new in bed, she would find him practicing with a rubber doll that he calls Mockup<br />- She'd never understand how the "pair session" turned out to mean "threesome"<br />- when he talks about avoiding boilerplate, he's not talking about kitchen sex but about leaving out foreplayChristian Lochhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03143250534526386613noreply@blogger.com